WE JUST LIKE TO PARTY.

Twenty-three years old.
Educated & slightly domesticated.
lol.

I’m eighteen pounds lighter.

Size small is borderline too big for me.

I black out ten times faster than I did a year ago.

Where was this when I was in college? Probs cuz I bonged more brews then.

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I think I am slowly picking up a second job

as a photographer’s assistant. I’m not sure why I think I have the time for this.

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I’m officially a professional event planner.

I am the Events Coordinator at my home county’s Chamber of Commerce. I am beyond eager to shuffle all of my belongings from my current desk to my new office. YEEEE!

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I drink them anyway.
Wahh when my desk is a mess. (Taken with instagram)
My birthday is two weeks away.

At the bar tonight I told Kory all I wanted was for him to take me out on his bike. He told me it’s too powerful for me. I told him to buy me a Miller High Life. He did. I’m too powerful for him.

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lickinglips:

too true
❝ …Life is a marathon, not a sprint.
Kelly Cutrone, President of People’s Revolution
My life is annoying.

I have a curfew at home.

My parents won’t let me get an iPhone.

Sorry, last time I checked I was 22 years old.

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I’ve had 5 tabs with job postings opened for 3 hours now.

Two are for Florida, one for New York, one for New Jersey, and one for Maryland. Haha, what. I’ll apply. After dinner maybe.

EDIT: Okay, now maybe after the gym.

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